Comedian: Dad Thought My Hookup Was a Burglar

Popular LGBT+ comedian Nick Lehmann has taken to his Instagram to share a dating horror story.

His dad once mistook one of Nick’s hook-ups for an intruder, and all kinds of embarrassment ensued.

Lehmann recalls after a summer of cyberstalking a co-worker he finally got up enough confidence to approach his handsome crush.

That night, after a few drinks, Nick offered to host his handsome companion at his parents’ house. After some enjoyable sex in the guest room, things got a bit awkward.

“So we finish…and I hear a foot shuffle outside the bedroom door,” Lehmann says. “I know that foot shuffle belongs to a man. That man is my father.”

“I just pleaded with him, dad, go back to your room,” he says. “‘Someone’s here.’ And he took that as someone is robbing us.”

At that point, Lehmann’s dad had a complete freakout and ran for a baseball bat. Nick calmed his dad down, assuring him that he had a gentleman caller. Then Lehmann’s dad insisted on meeting said guest.

It gets weirder from there, but we don’t want to spoil Lehmann’s climax. Apparently he’s good enough at that already.

Just watch and judge for yourself.

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