No Indoor Hook-Ups From Today – IT’S THE LAW

New coronavirus guidelines for England have made it illegal to have sex in your own home with a person from another household from today. 

The government is set to lay out the new regulations this morning, which will ban people from socialising indoors with a person from outside your household bubble. 

So no hook-ups. Well nob hook-ups indoors.

The new regulation reads: ‘No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.’ 

Until today, the person who goes inside another person’s home would have been the one breaching the rules. However, now both people could be prosecuted under the new amendment to the The Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Regulations 2020 bill. 

Previous rules did not include wording about meeting in private places as the general message was to ‘stay at home’ and to avoid all but essential travel. 

Now only those with ‘reasonable excuses’ will be allowed to meet privately indoors – which does not include meeting up to have sex. 

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