A recent study on penis sizes across 80 countries has some fascinating (and slightly awkward) findings. The UK lands smack in the middle, with an average size of 5.5 inches, which puts British men firmly in the “orange zone” of average. Not exactly something to wave a flag about, but they still beat the US (5.1 inches) and China (4.3 inches).
Topping the list compiled by Mandatory.com is the Democratic Republic of the Congo, boasting an impressive 7.1 inches, while North Korea brings up the rear at 3.8 inches. So, size does vary dramatically across the globe!
In case you’re curious, proper penis measuring technique is crucial. According to the study, it’s measured from the tip to the pubic bone. And if you were hoping to break into the elite club of 8+ inches, tough luck—only about 3% of men worldwide make the cut.
So, while British men might not win any awards for size, at least they can rest easy knowing they’re still bigger than their American friends. And hey, sometimes average is just fine!